it's name is ARAGOG

yes, i let him keep her. it is in his room. we have to feed her twice a week. she eats live crickets. she has screeched at me before (i have witnesses for those of you who don't believe me). i have informed the keeper of the spider, if i find her outside of her container...she DIES.

Emma Rose Metcalf

they don't come any sweeter or cuter than THIS! love at first sight

It ate the computer

I have received my computer back. I practically killed it. My brother told me it was one of the worst viruses he has seen. You must be wondering what horrific thing I was doing to bring upon the death virus. I was looking up...SHRINKY DINK PATTERNS! I had bought the special paper and just needed the patterns to print on them. And by the way...IT CAN ALSO PUT YOU TO A PORN SITE! my 8 year old was with me and I had to hurry up and get her to go get me something, ANYTHING THAT WASN'T IN THE VICINITY OF THE COMPUTER. so, my brother had to wipe it clean and cleared off my desktop. I am just now trying to figure out how to upload new pictures from my camera.

A few things...July fourth was awesome

My kids are crazy cool swimmers and divers

Brenton narrates movies to himself in the theaters

We have a pet tarantula, and by we I mean Brenton

I dreamt I was Harry Potter's girlfriend

I am getting a new baby any day now...officially Friday. By we I mean my sister Laura.

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Since the computer is still ill, I have decided to take a walk down SYTYCD memory lane. Come and join me, won't you?

I done something bad

Computer down, we have a computer down. It is at the computer hospital aka my brothers house. Til then ta ta.

I, ME, MYSELF DID IT

after two days of dress rehearsal and dance recital. doing makeup, hair and costume. driving back and forth to kingsbury hall. we walk in the house last night and i turn to kylee and say, "WE DID IT!"

kylee: YOU did it. nope, I did it

me: i am sorry but who did your hair? your makeup? got your costume all together? drove you there on time?

kylee: oh. i guess you kinda did it too.

me: girrrrl, i am gonna smack you over the head with a coca cola bottle. (i didn't really do that, it was a flippin joke. i don't even have coca cola bottles. walter only lets me get the mexican real sugar ones in a bottle if i have been a good girl.)

also, my 3 year old stole the show. you can tell anyone from that performance last night, "you know that pigeon who was doing her own dance and shaking it? she was mine!" and they would say, "she was the best part of the show". my mom is now buying the dvd just for that performance of hers. poor kylee did well too but the music started skipping and it threw all the girls off. i don't know who to be mad at for that one.