the sexies (men only)

the worsties (women only)

my besties

they didn't play the whole commercial

idiots!



also, Brady lost and all is right with the world!

the husband and son DO NOT AGREE WITH ME.

for those without IFC

here is a snippet of what you are missing. PORTLANDIA. i am laughing the entire episode, everytime. for those of you who have IFC and don't watch this...DUH.

molly's post

for those of you who aren't fans. i am sorry. you are missing out. molly, here is a sneak peekaroo of what you have been missing out on this season.


HAVE A WEEKEND! I AM NOT SEEING TWILIGHT UNTIL TUESDAY NIGHT YOU PSYCHO CRAZIES! GOODNIGHT!

Lisa's Post

AKA. penis is the proper word (you have to sing it). this is the part of the New Girl episode that all of the Metcalf's referred to as "the lisa episode".

hating it

disclaimer for both hate and love: it doesn't mean i love or hate the actor, because let me tell you, i LOVE some of the hates and HATE some of the loves. what did you guys think? as if any of you are going to tell me...

Jesus's Birthday

do you ever wonder, while they are watching the episodes of themselves, WOW I SOUND REALLY DUMB. i mean stupid stupid stupid. they have to...right?

TV watching peeps

Did you watch the real housewives of new York reunion?

Did you understand a damn thing?

Did you want to scream at the TV "one at a motherloving time!"?

Are you still as confused as I am?

NO ONE ANSWERED ANY OF THEIR QUESTIONS WITH A STRAIGHT ANSWER!

Yes, it's trash TV and I am not gonna justify myself. LOVE IT!

Did Tessa make you laugh?

did she just sing that?

this is why i keep coming back. for these comedic moments right here. the ones that aren't meant to be funny but, sweet mother of love, that is some funny junk. REALLY?! did she just say WENCH? as in a barmaid. IT IS WRETCH YOU RETARD. no offense to those who are truly mentally handicapped. this woman has no excuse. NADA.

also, we had a marvelous time in St. George. as soon as my husband sends me the pictures he took on his phone (cause i was so on top of it with remembering the camera and all) i will post them. in the meantime i am sitting my son down to watch 127 hours. i will tell you why when i get the photos.

two reasons

why you should be watching parks and rec.

sometimes

sometimes i find this show funny.

sometimes i find this show corny.

sometimes i find this show truly touching.

i suppose someone could find this moment to be corny but, i found it to be TOUCHING. i have luckily never had to go through something like this but, i do have friends who have had their trials conceiving. to them i say I LOVE YOU.

favorite freak out yet

let me preface this by saying, only money and insanity can bring you this kind of cuckoo.



then she makes her husband take the child to the hospital. they get to the hospital (while she is constantly calling from her swimming pool cabana) to find out...DUN DUN DUN. she has stopped bleeding and the cut has closed up. way to go CRAZY LADY. way to go. oh and the other kicker is this, they took a trip from their SoCal home to Palm Springs. WOW! really getting out there huh? (again i am not sure how long youtube will let me keep this up)

molly can relate

i don't know how long this will be up. i taped it from an episode of THE MIDDLE that reminded me of my baby sister, molly. i dedicate this to her.

I am amazing

Truly I am. I amaze myself. I am a true Oscar genius. You may all bow at my feet. I rule all.

Ok, so I am sure by now you have gathered that I won the annual metcalf and friends Oscar party...AGAIN! I got to flip everyone off and then Lisa said that "you can't win two years in a row!" to which my brother replied, "but I did." thanks for having my back bro. In all honesty though, I didn't care this year around. I was rooting for linzi to win. Then these two problems occured.

1. She didn't vote for toy story three to win

2. " I didn't see christian bale on the list?" when referring to the supporting actor category

Thanks for the entertainment family and friends...but mostly baby cate...she was the coolest sweetheart there.

And i totally flipped everyone off...huzzah!

superbowl

i could have cared less who won the superbowl. in fact, i think i watched a whole 15 minutes of it + the halftime show. i like the Black Eyed Peas...SUE ME! but, i will say this, these were my two favorite commercials.

dedicated to Lisa Pettey Price

and a little bit to my sister Molly too (the BSB part). FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED IT...ENJOY!

"real" housewives

Holy crap, this is exactly how I feel about them too! Please please read THIS for the pure pleasure of sitting there going, "YES EXACTLY!"

also, kylee has to have a Root Canal. the world is now on red alert...KYLEE IS PISSED OFF AND WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF! and now i just broke another rule. i talked about her on my blog. goodbye everybody, i have loved writing for you...ggooodddbbbyyyee.

she has been my favorite

since the beginning. and now (and kyle you may disagree) she has put B Spears to SHAME. this girl can out dance and out sing her. OOPS SHE DID IT AGAIN!

her comments are the funniest things on GLEE.
PS-i get to find out if i am having a neice or nephew today. so happy it isn't me but, so happy it is a baby i can love like my own.