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"why do you have that blanket on?"

"because i am cold"

"but, you are NEVER cold. do you feel ok?"

"yes, i feel fine i am just a little tired."

"i just don't understand, you never use a blanket. all you are is a walking electric blanket." then i lean over and feel his head just to make sure he doesn't have a FEVER (with the swine flu going through the family, you never know...).

"hmmm, you were right. you don't have a fever."

"see i told you i was fine, i am just COLD. i would tell you if i had a FEVER."

"no you wouldn't, because i am a FREAK when it comes to illness in the family."

"yes, you are a BIG FREAK...AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!"

(can you figure out why i named this post 300?)