WARNING: there will be some NOT SO NICE words used in this post so, don't say i didn't warn ya! really i am starting right now so you can turn away if you want...go ahead...i know some of you out there can't handle the wrath of Marci...here i go.
we have a neighbor who lives across the street from us. i don't even know his name, that's just how much he means to me. let's call him neighbor with a stick up his butt or Mr. Jackass or neighbor crankypants with the crankiness that is cranky all the time. ok we will stick with the last one.
this is a picture of his house right across the circle from our house. the first time he yelled at us, it was about our dog running up onto his lawn/cement/home ownership domain, to fetch her ball. oh heaven forbid a dog run onto your lawn oh neighbor crankypants with the crankiness that is cranky all the time. but, i went along with his rule of no dog near his heavenly home and yard and whatnot. Roxy DO NOT GO OVER THERE, HE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!! but now, oh but now, the man has crossed the line and i am going to tell the internet what this man has done. HE MESSED WITH MY KIDS! on monday, the day they had no school...again and they were playing outside in the circle. now let me explain, every house except two houses (including his), have children. so, this makes for a circle full of hyperactive children running about like crazy people. they were playing with a ball and it landed on neighbor crankypants with the crankiness that is cranky all the time whilst he was home. and. he. got. mad.
here is another view of the circle in comparison to his house. now please let me ask you...HOW IS A CHILDS BALL NEVER GOING TO LAND ON HIS PRECIOUS HOLY HEAVENLY LAWN?? seriously tell me how am i to handle this because all i want to do is walk over there and let the angry bitchy marci out! because she really likes coming out...especially when she feels very justified. i just found this out late monday night from my kids so i couldn't exactly yell at him when it occured. i am starting to think that maybe the next time his teenager has a party that goes past the legal noise time limit (because i have had this happen and have let it slide) for Sandy...somebody is going to have a cop knockin on their door...
i chopped my hair yesterday...you will get the full glimpse of it tomorrow. i had to keep you coming back here for something and i promise to be nicer tomorrow. maybe.
