storytelling by Tessa

watched this episode last night

i laughed out loud.

all by myself.

in my room.

and then i watched it again.

by orders of her highness

kylee has said that I CAN'T TALK ABOUT HER ANYMORE. what to do? what to do? technically, i am speaking about her right now. now i am going to get my head chopped off. crap.

it's my birthday...

enjoy a good laugh on me

i am 33

the kylee burrito

the outer wrapping
the pillows to cover the face
and everything else she can possibly get on top of her head.
seriously, what is wrong with my kid? she does this in the middle of SUMMER!

i do have pictures from the SHE AND HIM CONCERT but, i really need to recover from it before i get all goofy and funny about it. those who were there with me will understand.

see ya tonight

i just lost 60% of my life

goodbye old friend. just so you know, you totally screwed me out of 60% of my electronic love affair with you. all of my TV shows...GONE! why did this have to happen while i am PMSing? i have to wait 3 days now to get a new one.

brenton survived

first day of school. i let them pick out a new shirt to wear. kylee wanted to wear some of the "new winter clothes" that i had got at the gap. i had to explain to her that you only wear those clothes when it is colder. she still doesn't get it. i am letting her wear a new pair of levi's today. although, knowing her, she won't complain about it, she is willing to put comfort aside for beauty (i am so serious). boys, on the other hand, are all about comfort. and those shoes B is wearing, he found them at a campsite last weekend and they just happened to fit him. YEAH!

why is ice so cold?

in case you are not an avid AFV watcher...YOU MUST WATCH THIS. we have never laughed so hard at a video. HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! this means winter is on its lovely way to utah...



did you pee your pants?

crossing the line

so, i have wanted to talk alot about certain things that may be considered "crossing the line" or "TMI". i just really really have a need to scream it from the top of a mountain, "I HAVE THIS PROBLEM AND IT REALLY IRRITATES ME! does anyone out there hear me?" it has mostly to do with "body stuff". so please, my dearest internet readers, is talking about some of my body issues (not weight, something else), considered "CROSSING THE STUPID IMAGINARY LINE"? or in other words...if you are sensitive do NOT read on...can i talk about how much i hate my boobs? will you let me do that? seriously, if you don't want to hear about it, i won't. just please let me know where to draw the line. because, ME?, I DON'T BELIEVE IN LINES!

LOVE AND LIGHT TO ALL!

p.s. i have a girl date tonight...woot woot!

it's with my sister...SHEESH.

one of those things

internet issues.

couldn't connect.

didn't get it fixed til late at night.

you will get back to your marci-isms tomorrow.

kids are camping with dad, except for the two year old.

i am stuck with her.

CRAP.

baby, i'm a ROCKSTAR

things i accomplished

here is a list of what i accomplished while my family was away.

Friday: 1. work out 2. watch tv 3. clean kitchen 4. go shopping (laugh at all the moms with all their kids whining) 5. get dinner 6. watch tv 7. read

Saturday: 1. work out 2. watch tv 3. do some laundry 4. watch tv 5. go see movie EAT PRAY LOVE 6. go eat italian food with friends and family 7. watch tv 8. read

Sunday: 1. watch tv 2. do some yoga/meditation 3. watch tv 4. vacuum front room 5. watch tv 6. do some more laundry 7. watch tv 8. remembered i hadn't eaten all day and made a bowl of cereal 9. watch tv 10. read

Monday: 1. work out 2. watch tv 3. clean bathrooms 4. watch tv 5. fold laundry 6. watch tv 7. go shopping with mom 8. go to dinner with adults for Auntie's birthday 9. COME HOME TO MY KIDS AND HUSBAND! 10. watch tv 11. read

now alot of you could say to yourself, "THAT GIRL SURE WASTES ALOT OF TIME". i like to look at it like this, "THAT GIRL SURE KNOWS WHAT SHE LIKES TO DO".

i am not alone in this world

i am still on my "no brain function holiday", and yes i am getting along quite nicely, thank you. so go here to find out why i don't feel so alone in the world of living with tessa. THEY ALL GET BACK TONIGHT....DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN.

my kids start school next monday. i don't know how to feel about this. happy-that the kids will have something to do. anxious-for brenton (obvious reasons). depressed-summer is coming to a closing. oh the dread that sinks in my chest can sometimes be unbearable. there is something that i want to share but, i can't. as soon as i get permission i promise i will. until then, LIGHT AND LOVE TO ALL. (that is so me, isn't it molly?)

New Mexico til Monday

my husband and kiddos are going to New Mexico. shwoo, i got it right, i keep saying Arizona. they won't be back til Monday night. i am going to be gone too....MENTALLY, THAT IS.

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

ps i just realized it is Friday the 13th. neenoo neenoo, neenoo neenoo.

also, happy birthday to the One and Only LISA PRICE on Saturday. i will be mentally checked in for our PARTAY that night.