she is still happy to be here at home

 you see this happy go lucky dog here? doesn't she look so happy to be at home with her family? does she look like she is in any pain at all? would you suspect anything to have happened to this nice, loving, never ever snapped at anyone dog to be injured.

yesterday morning my kids came running into my bathroom to show me this. i promptly freaked out, along with my kids, and took her to the vet. come to find out, a few weeks ago, while she was out with the husband, a bulldog bit her. she didn't cry, whine, nothing, so i guess my husband thought she was fine. OH NO, SHE LICKED AT THAT SORE UNTIL HER HAIR WAS GONE! she is now on antibiotics and i now have a bulldog sized chip on my shoulder.

two heads in a hole

i screwed up on the video where one of them finally makes it through the fence and starts going crazy with Roxy. like i said, funny during the day and annoying at night, because my bedroom window is right there. those dogs howl and bark anytime they are outside.

maple flavored

heaven help me...I WANT TO BE A PUPPY MOMMY!

time to revisit

BIZKIT THE SLEEPWALKING DOG

IT KILLS ME EVERY TIME...EVERY TIME.

baby hungry

no, not THAT KIND! sheesh, get your mind out of THAT AREA THAT MY BRAIN DARE NOT GO. everywhere i go, i see the CUTEST PUPPIES EVER for sale. i kid you not, there are puppies everywhere. and i am like a zombie when it comes to puppies...i start walking with my arms in front of me and saying, "CUTE PUPPIES, MUST HAVE".

we are planning on breeding Roxy right now and are just waiting for her cycle to start, so she can get it on with a happening Labrador...HEY OH! and everyday, i am checking for blood drops...anywhere...where are they Roxy? ooooooo i found one...right there...it is bright red...oh yes, i am going to get my puppies...wait, what? that is dried playdoh...dammit! WILL YOU JUST START YOUR CYCLE ALREADY DOG!

in the meantime, Walter is going to come home one day and i am going to be all, "sorry hon, puppies are non-refundable." and then i will lean over and show a little cleavage and say, " i am sooooo soooorrryyy." if you are a FRIENDS FAN, you will get my last reference.

it's a DIRTY JOB...but someone's gotta DO IT

what they are here for

because isn't this what dogs are for? they are for our entertainment! so please if you are having a lousy Friday/weekend watch this a few times. i dare you to try and stop at watching it just one time and not laughing your head off.