for those without IFC

here is a snippet of what you are missing. PORTLANDIA. i am laughing the entire episode, everytime. for those of you who have IFC and don't watch this...DUH.

just sharing

a few of my favorite tweets that have made me laugh.
if you are offended, i just don't care. don't read it you take offense easily.

dooceHeather B. Armstrong
"Sh*t!" - sh*t Mormons don't say.

26 Jan

simonpeggSimon Pegg
If you do get into a fight, just say "Liam Neeson" as you throw a punch, your mittens will catch fire and your enemy's life will fall off.

24 Jan

zachbraffZach Braff
Finally watched the Golden Globes. When did Johnny Depp get a cool European accent? I want one! Working on my British one. Cheers, mates.

17 Jan

JimGaffiganJim Gaffigan
Hey foreigners, enough with the accent. Talk normal.

14 Jan

stephenfalkStephen Falk
So far repeating "holy sh*t, there's really only one cashier" isn't working.

4 Jan

trevso_electricTrevor S
I used to clack around in stiletto heels so my downstairs neighbor thought I had sexy girls over and that worked until he saw me doing it.

2 Jan

FreddyAmazinLaugh!™
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.

27 Mar

because it's friday friday friday...

did ya laugh?

in case you haven't seen

seeing it all over again

dancing grandma

mom, you may not be a rollerskating grandma, but you sure are a dancing grandma. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRADY!
 this video is of Tessa and grandma dancing on the roller rink.

thanks mom

my mom gave me her chest cold. how do i know this? she is the only one who has a chest cold. thanks mom.
all three kids go to the dentist today. yowza.
i have a chest cold. woe is me.
it is hump day. days start to go into a blur for me now.
you must must must make an effort to see this documentary. i watched it with my mouth open the whole time, i was so shocked.
goodnight.
i mean good morning.
and then good afternoon.
mornoonight.

golden globes judgement no

the fishy mermaid dress...NO

a white wedding dress...NO

there are no words to describe this...NO

a black dress gone wrong...NO

first-plastic face, second-ugliest dress ever...NO

piper perabo (i think that's how her last name is spelled), you have some peek-a-boo going on...HELL NO

golden globes judgment yes

 to be able to wear a diamond headband...YES

 to be able to wear red lipstick...YES

 to be the funniest couple...YES

 to be able to have beautiful red hair...YES

 to be able to be that sexy and be a man...YES (without a tie and open button)

 to be able to wear a white dress correctly...YES

 to be a smokin brunette...YES

 to be able to age and still look lovely...YES

 the only thing i liked was the dress on the left (aside from the boob explosion), everything else was blah

 to look this good with a pixie cut...YES

 to wearing hot pink...YES

 to being a blonde bombshell...YES

 to be able to wear tie dye to a formal event...YES

to being funny and sexy...YES

enjoy your weekend.

sorry guys, winter depression has hit.

i don't exactly feel like doing anything at the moment. i am hoping it will pass. i hate feeling my feelings.

on our day off

we went to Hollywood Connection and the kids got to go wild

i thought it was for me

i thought that Santa brought this for me to play with. my kids had a different idea, i got to do one dance before they took over.

christmas 2011

christmas day 2011 pictures

 my baby Cate and i

 what up?

 not much dude.

 isn't that the cutest round faced baby Emma?

 Kylee just wants to be a mama

at the end of the day, she decided to get into my bed with my new blanket.

 this is how i looked and felt at the end  of the night and i am not afraid to show it.

also, i have some great footage of new years eve "just dance 3", we just need to make Walter and Scott feel like they are loved and not made fun of. can you do that?