So honored that chubby me got to sing and play keyboard at the Oscars tonight. #BasingThisOffTwittervilleReports
It's the 588th Dog Oscars this year.
Well, at least George and Brad still have each other! #Oscars
Look at me!
Hahaha "@thesulk: Angelina Jolie looks a little chunky."
"Angelina Jolie is better than you." -Angelina Jolie #Oscars
I'm tweeting live from the Oscars. OK, I'm in bed in East Hampton. Whaddya want from me? http://pic.twitter.com/tW6LlfTc
Owen Wilson still rockin' the Wedding Crashers haircut. #tweetroast
Nick Nolte looks like an alcoholic Santa Claus. #Oscars
Christopher Plummer is the oldest-ever #Oscar winner, after picking up the trophy for best supporting actor aged 82, for Beginners.
Emma Stone is killing it. So fun.
I always do the splits and aerial gymnastics when I go to the movies. #Oscars
Comedy never wins. Dramatic poop scene wins over comedy poop scene.
Quick! What was the name of the guy who JUST won for Best Foreign Film??? Exactly... #Oscars
These actors remembering their first movie memories are brought to you by Goodwill. #tweetroast
Did Jennifer Lopez just have a barely visible wardrobe malfunction?
Even the Vanity Fair party has a village idiot. http://pic.twitter.com/6mJPNAuB
I want to see a documentary on the art of "seat filling" #Oscars
Fix the mics.
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