Monday, February 27, 2012

Oscar Twits

So honored that chubby me got to sing and play keyboard at the Oscars tonight.
 
It's the 588th Dog Oscars this year.
 
Well, at least George and Brad still have each other!
              
Look at me!
 
Hahaha ": Angelina Jolie looks a little chunky."
 
"Angelina Jolie is better than you." -Angelina Jolie
 
I'm tweeting live from the Oscars. OK, I'm in bed in East Hampton. Whaddya want from me?
 
Owen Wilson still rockin' the Wedding Crashers haircut.
 
Nick Nolte looks like an alcoholic Santa Claus.
 
Christopher Plummer is the oldest-ever winner, after picking up the trophy for best supporting actor aged 82, for Beginners.
 
Emma Stone is killing it. So fun.
 
I always do the splits and aerial gymnastics when I go to the movies.
 
Comedy never wins. Dramatic poop scene wins over comedy poop scene.
                  
Quick! What was the name of the guy who JUST won for Best Foreign Film??? Exactly...
 
These actors remembering their first movie memories are brought to you by Goodwill.
                 
Did Jennifer Lopez just have a barely visible wardrobe malfunction?
 
Even the Vanity Fair party has a village idiot.
I want to see a documentary on the art of "seat filling"
              
Fix the mics.
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