to all the men i loved before my husband

i don't have a whole lot to say right now because my family is going through a family crisis. i just want to say that i have forever crushed on these three men. i have had other fleeting moments of lust with other hotties of the celeb world but these three have lasted and are still going strong for me. here is my tribute to each...


Let me just say that i loved johnny before captain jack but, after 21 jumpstreet (i never saw that show). i fell for him in the tim burton stage, edward scissorhands and every other crazy character he has done.
The only way i can express how i feel about david duchovny is through bree sharp's song david duchovny (why couldn't i have sung this song?)


It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my roomThe tv light fills my heart like a balloonI hold it in best I can, I know I'm just another fanBut I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent manAnd I can't wait anymore for him to discover meI got it bad for David DuchovnyDavid Duchovny, why won't you love me?Why won't you love me?My friends all tell me "Girl you know it's just a show," But deep within his eyes I see me wrapped up like a bow Watching the sky for a sign, the FBI's on my mind I'm waiting for the day when my lucky stars align In the form of David Duchovny floating above me In the alien light of the spaceship of loveDavid Duchovny, hovering above me American Heathcliff, brooding and coming David Duchovny, why won't you love me Why won't you love me, why won't you love me? So smooth and so smart, he's abducted my heart And I'm falling apart from the looks I've received from those eyes I can't believe, well you can say I'm naiveBut he told me to believe My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight Gonna put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone And I would say David Duchovny, why won't you love me Why won't you love me, why won't you love me? David Duchovny, why won't you love me Why won't you love me, why won't you love me? David Duchovny, I want you to love me To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me David Duchovny, I know you could love me I'm sweet and I'm cuddly I'm gonna kill Scully David Duchovny, why won't you love me Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

and yes i still love him even though he had to go to rehab for sex addiction.
P.S. i have totally been watching x-files repeats on the scifi channel, one of my fav shows

i fell for keanu when i first saw him in bill and ted and to this day love him and his dark brooding eyes and sexy hair. i knew i would marry a man with dark hair...