men must run the costume department

the other day i took kylee out with me to do some HALLOWEEN shopping. i needed to get a pitchforky thingymabob for her Devil costume and some red dye hair spray. so off we went to the HALLOWEEN store. while we were there i decided i would TRY and find myself a nun costume, so off we went searching the adult costume isles. sexy nurse. sexy cop. sexy vampire. playboy bunny. sexy ballerina. sexy cat. sexy demon lady. sexy devil. sexy sexy sexy sexy. HOLY BALLS THIS WAS MAKING ME INSANE. so as we were walking and searching these "every women's costume is SEXY" costumes, i turn to kylee and say, "BY THE WAY, YOU ARE NEVER EVER TO WEAR ANY OF THESE STUPID COSTUMES...just so you know." oh and there was a sexy Alice in wonderland...MY ALICE! HOW DARE THEY DEFILE THAT CHARACTER!
i am now stepping down from my soapbox of "the lack of costumes for women" and am saying, "isn't this a COOL PICTURE?".