baby hungry

no, not THAT KIND! sheesh, get your mind out of THAT AREA THAT MY BRAIN DARE NOT GO. everywhere i go, i see the CUTEST PUPPIES EVER for sale. i kid you not, there are puppies everywhere. and i am like a zombie when it comes to puppies...i start walking with my arms in front of me and saying, "CUTE PUPPIES, MUST HAVE".

we are planning on breeding Roxy right now and are just waiting for her cycle to start, so she can get it on with a happening Labrador...HEY OH! and everyday, i am checking for blood drops...anywhere...where are they Roxy? ooooooo i found one...right there...it is bright red...oh yes, i am going to get my puppies...wait, what? that is dried playdoh...dammit! WILL YOU JUST START YOUR CYCLE ALREADY DOG!

in the meantime, Walter is going to come home one day and i am going to be all, "sorry hon, puppies are non-refundable." and then i will lean over and show a little cleavage and say, " i am sooooo soooorrryyy." if you are a FRIENDS FAN, you will get my last reference.