favorite freak out yet

let me preface this by saying, only money and insanity can bring you this kind of cuckoo.



then she makes her husband take the child to the hospital. they get to the hospital (while she is constantly calling from her swimming pool cabana) to find out...DUN DUN DUN. she has stopped bleeding and the cut has closed up. way to go CRAZY LADY. way to go. oh and the other kicker is this, they took a trip from their SoCal home to Palm Springs. WOW! really getting out there huh? (again i am not sure how long youtube will let me keep this up)

molly can relate

i don't know how long this will be up. i taped it from an episode of THE MIDDLE that reminded me of my baby sister, molly. i dedicate this to her.

What's with the cold shoulder

No response=no stories for you! I am assuming from the huge response I got, that none of you ate (are) interested in hearing my other stories. So, this is me shutting my mouth for now. GOOD DAY SIR!

UPDATE: this is really done in jest. please don't take too seriously. i am a metcalf. it is in the genes.

Decisions

Which story do you want to hear about? A how I might be going to jail for 30 days B what I did this past Friday night C one of the funniest previews for a kids show THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN. It is also why Molly and I are taking the kids to this movie Tuesday night. Ok, I will show you the preview... come on, you know you ALL WANT TO SEE IT NOW...

look at how productive my children are

i am so patting myself on the back for being such a good mom. this is what my children do when they have a day off of school. they can tell you about all the shows on TV...JUST LIKE ME! i also just spent two hours at my brothers house putting music on their mp3 players and now i think i have injured my wrist. from holding it in the same postition. for TWO HOURS. that is how much i love them.

a few words from the MAN

laziness or pain

either way i am giving you a video i can't stop watching. also, nicole, tell brady that i am going to film him on wednesday. he can tell the world of Marci's Blogging whatever he wants since he is my number one fan. HE GETS TO SEE HIMSELF ON MY BLOG. btw, the answer is PAIN.

GO HERE FOR A LAUGHY LOO! they wouldn't let me embed it...stupid idiots.

a little funny, a little zen

kylee was in her room watching Newsies, featuring the wonderful Christian Bale.

brenton walks in and watches for a minute then says, "what Batman is this?"

and now a video that has absolutely nothing to do with this story. i just like it.


also, a little Happy Birthday (yesterday) to my brother.

happy friday

dear nicole,
kylee wants to know when cate will be old enough so that we can film her doing this? apparently, she thinks all babies act the same.

Queries

Does megamind get mega headaches?
I am having my pms headaches.
Does polygamy freak you out as much as it does me?
This is the subject of my nightmares. When I don't have a mega headache I will type them up.
How many of you out there love Matt Santos as much as me?
Come on! Molly? Anybody?
Do headaches make you feel like throwing up?
I know, the thought of polygamy does it to me too.
Did you remember to wear green?
I wish I could go to a pub and listen to some Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, and The Pogues.
Who's with me?

yes, you are, a very sexy one

yeah, sooo

i had another nightmare. same subject, different story line. i woke up anxiety ridden and extremely angry at my husband. for what he did. in my dream. MY DREAM. don't you hate those dreams? those dreams that you could swear were so real, they were LIKE REAL! anyways, i am not going to tell you about it yet because i am going to see if i dream about it again tonight. then i am officially calling a therapist (NOT LIKE I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS ALREADY). anybody know of a good one?

side note: i am not driving out west anymore. already had a therapist out west. want one closer to home aka east side.
and for a good laugh read this, unless you are offended by swearing...then just DON'T.

geez loueez

oh, how my heart aches for Japan. luckily, i was holding a month old baby when i heard the news about the volcano. natural destruction is so hard to comprehend sometimes, especially when it is so targeted to one area. let me just say, that holding a new sweet baby, sure makes the bad news easier to swallow.

on another note, i am completely appalled and am in utter awe of THIS!



REALLY?



REALLY?!



also, to keep you hooked, i had the most embarrassing nightmare the other night. i will tell you about it tomorrow. seriously...humiliating.

When it rains...it pours

Poor japan. First the earthquake and then tsunami's. My thoughts are going out to all those affected by this. Stupid earthquakes and tsunami's screwing up our lives! At this moment I suppose I could be thankful I am not presently presiding on a beach. Although, this is not going to deter me from getting there on way or another.

my eldest

he has discovered the joy of...
running around, bouncing a ball...

and shooting it in the hoop. he has made his grandfather so proud and has created a new addiction. he can actually tell you how many baskets he has made, i am serious, he keeps count...ask him anytime. luckily, we have neighbors with basketball stands.

i should also add that he loves playing with his cousin Brady whenever we go to grandma/pa's house.

if i push this button...

stupid person #2

to understand what i am talking about, please go HERE and read this quick little blip about STUPID PERSON #2. now that you know where i am coming from, here it goes.

how stupid is this guy? i mean really, let's just take a busload of kids somewhere because YOU THINK IT IS RIGHT. i am all for people rallying and having freedom of speech and standing for what you believe in. i do however, draw the line at taking kids, whose parents have no idea where they are, to some rally. are some people just born without any common sense at all? REALLY!?

kids are home from school

AND I AM CRAZY! THEY ARE HOME EVERY FRIDAY THIS MONTH. WHY NOT THROW IN MONDAYS TOO? I KNOW, LET'S JUST GO TO SCHOOL TUES-THURS (OF COURSE THE SHORT DAY HAS TO BE IN THERE TOO)AND PAY THE TEACHERS ANYWAYS. YEA, NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL!

i am tired and ornery.

stupid person #1

at Tessa's dance class there is a gaggle of ladies that like to sit all together and talk about church, having babies, what they are naming their babies, how they are going to give birth, how old their babies are, and when they are due. it is quite overwhelming so, this past Monday i decided to sit in the middle of them hoping to break up the "gaggle talk". little did i know that one of the "gaggle" ladies had just had her baby...SIX WEEKS EARLY. she brought her FOUR POUND, SIX WEEK PREMATURE BABY TO A GERM INFESTED TODDLER DANCE CLASS. why, you ask? cause she was sick of sitting at home...IT HAD BEEN A WHOLE 5 OR 6 DAYS! and she kept telling everyone how the DR had told her NOT to take the baby outside for 8 weeks, but SHE JUST COULDN'T DO IT. i wanted so bad to turn around and say to her, "i want you to remember this moment right now. when you are taking your baby into the hospital cause she has caught something and can't breathe correctly, remember me saying to you I TOLD YOU SO, YOU BIG STUPID IDIOT!"

whew, i feel better having got that stupid person off my chest. 1 down, 2 more to go.

best part of the Oscar's

well this AND melissa leo dropping the F-BOMB and the christian bale making a joke about it.