Thursday, March 3, 2011

stupid person #1

at Tessa's dance class there is a gaggle of ladies that like to sit all together and talk about church, having babies, what they are naming their babies, how they are going to give birth, how old their babies are, and when they are due. it is quite overwhelming so, this past Monday i decided to sit in the middle of them hoping to break up the "gaggle talk". little did i know that one of the "gaggle" ladies had just had her baby...SIX WEEKS EARLY. she brought her FOUR POUND, SIX WEEK PREMATURE BABY TO A GERM INFESTED TODDLER DANCE CLASS. why, you ask? cause she was sick of sitting at home...IT HAD BEEN A WHOLE 5 OR 6 DAYS! and she kept telling everyone how the DR had told her NOT to take the baby outside for 8 weeks, but SHE JUST COULDN'T DO IT. i wanted so bad to turn around and say to her, "i want you to remember this moment right now. when you are taking your baby into the hospital cause she has caught something and can't breathe correctly, remember me saying to you I TOLD YOU SO, YOU BIG STUPID IDIOT!"

whew, i feel better having got that stupid person off my chest. 1 down, 2 more to go.

2 comments:

LP said...

uh oh Marci is on one...please dont let me be #2 please dont let me be #3;)

MollyEmma said...

Hahaha. I would have said it.

wishing on the moon