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Oscar Twits

Aziz Ansari‏@azizansari

So honored that chubby me got to sing and play keyboard at the Oscars tonight. #BasingThisOffTwittervilleReports

 

Simon Pegg‏@simonpegg

It's the 588th Dog Oscars this year.

 

Allison Mitchell ‏@allie_mitchell

Well, at least George and Brad still have each other! #Oscars

              

Angelina Jolie's Leg‏@AngiesRightLeg

Look at me!

 

Kristen Bell ‏@IMKristenBell

Hahaha "@thesulk: Angelina Jolie looks a little chunky."

 

Jenny Johnson‏@JennyJohnsonHi5

"Angelina Jolie is better than you." -Angelina Jolie #Oscars

 

AB‏@alecbaldwin

I'm tweeting live from the Oscars. OK, I'm in bed in East Hampton. Whaddya want from me? http://pic.twitter.com/tW6LlfTc

 

Dane Cook‏@danecook

Owen Wilson still rockin' the Wedding Crashers haircut. #tweetroast

 

Jenny Johnson‏@JennyJohnsonHi5

Nick Nolte looks like an alcoholic Santa Claus. #Oscars

 

BBC Ents News Team‏@BBCEntsTeam

Christopher Plummer is the oldest-ever #Oscar winner, after picking up the trophy for best supporting actor aged 82, for Beginners.

 

jimmy fallon‏@jimmyfallon

Emma Stone is killing it. So fun.

 

Emma Gray‏@emmaladyrose

I always do the splits and aerial gymnastics when I go to the movies. #Oscars

 

Steve Martin‏@SteveMartinToGo

Comedy never wins. Dramatic poop scene wins over comedy poop scene.

                  

Jenny Johnson‏@JennyJohnsonHi5

Quick! What was the name of the guy who JUST won for Best Foreign Film??? Exactly... #Oscars

 

Dane Cook‏@danecook

These actors remembering their first movie memories are brought to you by Goodwill. #tweetroast

                 

jodikantor‏@jodikantor

Did Jennifer Lopez just have a barely visible wardrobe malfunction?

 

Steve Martin‏@SteveMartinToGo

Even the Vanity Fair party has a village idiot. http://pic.twitter.com/6mJPNAuB

Emma Gray‏@emmaladyrose

I want to see a documentary on the art of "seat filling" #Oscars

              

jimmy fallon‏@jimmyfallon

Fix the mics.

Update

For those of you who are curious...meds and therapy are going well. I should have a new post on Monday with lots to say...OSCAR SUNDAY!

how to eat cake

properly

courtesy of Cate my niece

almost time for my pixie haircut again

i gotta kick out of this guy!
also, i have been doing lotso therapy and new meds soooo...
i am kinda lazy blogging at the moment.
i truly have some good stuff up there in my head to talk about. it's just finding the time to sit down and pound it out. listen to me, i actually think i am good at this stuff.
also, it is my niece Cate's birthday, and she is a big walking cutie pie who is now one year old. should that be year or years? i just took one of my new nightie night meds so i should get off the computer now. good day!

lovemance

 yes, those are stockings and christmas crap up behind kylee. go ahead. judge away. i do.

her mouth is blue from sucking on a blue, red, yellow and green dyed popsticks used for crafts. i am the mom with the child that has stuff on her face...and it looks weird.

and it was like BAM

i was really going to avoid the whole Valentine's Day thing but, then i thought, why not address this now. i am sure that most of you have been watching some movie and a kiss/romantic scene comes on and you think "this is it. this is the best kiss scene ever". for my mom, it is the movie witness when they are dancing. for my sister nicole, she would be to embarrassed to say. although i would venture to say that it is most likely a soap opera montage or something along the lines of vampire diaries. for molly, it would be some massive fight that broke out in a hockey game and they all come out with bloody mouths. my point is, most everyone has had this moment. share them with me. i would LOVE to know what your favorite kiss scene is (the only rule is, it can't be mine. you cannot take this away from me). because, guess what? i finally found mine. in all of my movie viewing years (and i have seen A. LOT. OF. MOVIES.) it has never hit me. until now

a few words from grammy

Favorite Grammy Twits (also, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MOMMY AND DADDY)

17mSara Benincasa@SaraJBenincasa

If Adele were American, she'd have the most intense Brooklyn accent ever.

26mJenny Johnson@JennyJohnsonHi5

No, fank you, Adele. #Grammys

27mKristin@keladewig

Is Nicki Minaj trying to out Gaga Lady Gaga? WTF? #grammys

27mankurx13@ankurx13

They should really start announcing who got second place so there is some sort of a surprise #grammys

27mAnd the Foul!@andthefoul

LL Cool J Lip Licking Counter: 23,244 in the first five minutes. #grammys

30mElissaSchappell@ElissaSchappell

I wonder what Gaga is thinking. I am pretty sure that I know what Madonna is thinking. Both of them are smiling. #grammyschadenfreude

1hAutocorrects@autocorrects

I wish Beyonce & Jay-Z would get on stage and present their baby to the world like Mufasa did in the Lion King. #Grammys

2hJenny Johnson@JennyJohnsonHi5

Nice move giving Stevie Wonder a standing ovation. #Grammys

3hJessica Rotondi@LaNewYorkaise

Bruno Mars is bringing back the Little Richard hair look. But can he compete on volume with Adele's coif? #KickingUpTheVolume @TheGrammys

3hHuffPostWomen@HuffPostWomen

Bruno Mars is so adorable, we forgive him for using the Grammy's to audition for Jersey Boys #Grammys

i am marci

i have never had a song see right through me the way this one does.
sharing the lyrics.
they are not for the faint of heart.
don't say i didn't warn you.
i will say that my blog is here to show the imperfections of life and a few perfections that pop by sometimes.
i am not always happy.
i curse.
i scream.
i cry in the dark.
i am imperfect.
i will always love my imperfect kids too.

"A Better Son / Daughter"

Sometimes in the morning i am petrified and can't move
Awake but cannot open my eyes
And the weight is crushing down on my lungs i know i can't breath
And hope someone will help me this time
Your mother's still calling you insane and high
Swearing it's different this time
Then you hang up the phone and feel badly for upsetting things
And crawl back into bed to dream of a time
When your heart was open wide and you loved things just because
Like the sick and the dying

And sometimes when you're on you're really f**king on
And your friends they sing along and they love you
But the lows are so extreme that the good seems f**king cheap
And it teases you for weeks in its absence
But you'll fight and you'll make it through
You'll fake it if you have to
And you'll show up for work with a smile
And you'll be be better you'll be smarter
More grown up and a better daughter
Or son and a real good friend
And you'll be awake and you'll be alert
You'll be positive though it hurts
And you'll laugh and embrace all your friends
And you'll be a real good listener
You'll be honest you'll be brave
You'll be handsome you'll be beautiful
You'll be happy

Your ship may be coming in
You're weak but not giving in
To the cries and the wails of the valley below
Your ship may be coming in
You're weak but not giving in
And you'll fight it you'll go out fighting all of them...

the many faces of Tessa

i haven't been well since November

therefore, you get alot of video's and photo's that i deem worthy of my blog.

they didn't play the whole commercial

idiots!



also, Brady lost and all is right with the world!

the husband and son DO NOT AGREE WITH ME.

it's funny cause it's true

i would have said

apple with a bite.