"loves" post 1

ahem, there will be 2 "loves" post and 1 "hates" post...cause i am nice like that.

Joseph-LOVE HIM
Mandy-a little lesbo love here, so she can do no wrong.
Natalie-could there be a cuter prego girl+dress?

Olivia-ok, not crazy about her but me loves the dress. CINDERELLA

Robert-i have always adored him and his movies+FUNNY

Sandra-a bohemian goddess

Zac-mmkay, TOTALLY LOST IT WHEN HE CAME ON THE SCREEN. breaking up with a girlfriend does a boy goooood.

MORE LOVES TOMORROW.

a side note for our dearest Lisa: if you are going to dish out the sarcasm, you are going to have to be able to take it...

thank you hollywood idiots

for making me look like a better parent and not even having to do ANYTHING. so, i like to follow celeb junk on twitter and i happen to follow Judd Apatow, a movie writer. aaaaannnnd he sent this gem out into the world, "JuddApatow Just watched Black Swan with Leslie and Maude. Now we are all afraid to go to bed because of the nightmares. Awesome movie. Loved it."

1. his daughter is twelve.

2. his daughter is TWELVE.

3. HIS DAUGHTER IS TWELVE!

i know you aren't supposed to compare yourself, and i am really really trying not to. but, how can i not? I AM SOOO THE BETTER PARENT HERE! the dancing in the movie was amazing, but i think you have to be a dancer to appreciate what it is they go through. now i feel like my back is itching me...all the time. i seriously think that a bumpy rash is gonna show up.

Marci's Fashion Police aka WHAT I THINK!

BEAUTIFUL
LOVE IT

HER DRESS IS ATTACKING HER BOOBS

A DRESS MADE OF BUBBLE WRAP

ALOT WILL DISAGREE WITH ME...LOVED IT

HOW DOES SHE LOOK THIS GOOD

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MOPEY SELF AT HOME (Cough)

LEARN HOW TO STAND UP STRAIGHT (I KNOW YOU ARE SCARED YOUR BOOBS MIGHT POP OUT, SHOULD'VE CHOSEN A DIFFERENT DRESS MILEY!)

GODDESS

THE DRESS WHO COULDN'T DECIDE WHAT IT WANTED TO BE

and that's all folks!

what's Khloe got to do with it?

so here are some of my feelings about really important life altering STUFF INTERNET PEOPLE, so listen up! the way i watch award shows is, i tivo them and then watch them on fast forward and don't listen to a dang thing. i can see who won and who didn't. i also don't have the patience to watch the long drawn out red carpet interviews and crap either so, i tivo the fashion police and check out who wore what on that show. there has become a problem though...AND THAT PROBLEMS NAME IS KHLOE (NO ONE GIVES A CRAP) KARDASHIAN!
i had absolutely no idea that this woman knows EVERYTHING ABOUT FASHION. (but, neither does anyone else on that show but still...KHLOE?) so i am going to give you MY RUNDOWN of what i thought of the golden globes/SAG's outfits. aren't you so excited to hear about Marci's opinion?!

this is January Jones. the FP (fashion police) hated the outfit and the headband. i loved it. the FP are stupid.

this is Kate Hudson. the FP thought she looked great. for once they got it right. i would totally rock that outfit, if i had her body. by the by, i have been told that i look like her from my neighbors...my husband laughed out loud and then turned to me and said "i don't see the resemblance". note to husbands: if your wife is told she looks like a gorgeous movie star AGREE WITH THEM (then maybe you"ll "get some" later on)!

this is Kyra Sedgewick(sp?). i think she looks very pretty. the FP were not so impressed. they are stupid.

this is Nicole Kidman. Nicole i can totally see your NIPPLE and your face looks like PLASTIC. i don't' know what the FP think about her.

this is Tina Fey. i love Tina Fey. the FP hated this whole outfit. i thought she looked like Mary Frickin' Poppins.

this is Anna Paquin. She scares me. alot.

this is Justin Timberlake. normally i think he looks great. what is with the denim shirt? DENIM...REALLY?? FP didn't like it either.

this is Mariah Carey. she brought both her golden globes to the golden globes. she scares me too.

this is Sandra Bullock. i think she is so very pretty and funny too.

this is Vera Farmiga(sp?). i loved her hair. the FP hated it. they are stupid.

again this is only my opinion but, i felt like i just had to get it out there into the world. next up will be Grammy's (hello crazy lady gaga) and the Oscar's(the only show i watch because i sit around with all of my friends and eat sticks of butter dipped in chocolate dipped in sugar and sprinkled with M&M's). PEACE OUT!

brad pitt, heidi klum, jon gosselin...oh my

my stupid camera is still NOT WORKING!!! so i am here to tell you about some stories that make me go. why oh why do these people have to speak. they really should pay someone to listen to them before they tell the world what they want to say. that way their hired help (since i think they have more money than they know what to do with) could say to them, "YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT, DO NOT SAY THAT".

first story: i will admit that i loved the show jon and kate plus eight. it was so fun to watch back before they turned into money sucking vampires. which they claim is "for their children"?? mmm hmmm, keep telling yourselves that. sadly this year with them doing whatever they are doing this season it has lost its cute quality. here is where jon sounded like and idiot. he has gotten both his ears pierced now and was saying in the interview chair "people think i am going through a midlife crisis. i am not. i have always had my ears pierced i just put my earings back in. i am just going back to being who i used to be. i am not going through a midlife crisis" Jon, i think reverting back to childlike behavior is one of the definitions of a midlife crisis, you big, fat, whiny baby!! ps you sound like a bigger idiot whining about "not going through a midlife crisis" because you are doing it in front of the whole world...we can all see it dummy!



Brad Pitt took his two oldest kids to a Green Day concert. do you know how old his oldest are?? 8 and 5!!! what kind of an idiot father is he??? Green Day, really??? for an 8 and 5 year old, really??? the only person i can fathom taking my 8 and 6 year old to see is Jack Johnson. and walter told me he heard that he wants to legalize marijuana (honestly i don't care about that one) and make it so that there is no religion. i don't understand that last one since this country was built on religious freedom!!! so Brad Pitt you are a big, fat idiot!!



Heidi Klum...i love you and i HATE you!! in an interview they asked her this question (oh yes, let me remind you she is preggo with her 4th child). what was your wardrobe while filming Project Runway? her answer, " my stylist tries to find things that are not maternity clothes, so i've been wearing alot from The Row, by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. I love their clothes. Marc Jacobs, too. You just buy things in a size 10-when you're doing a show on fashion, you still have to bring it on." i didn't realize she was a walking popsicle stick because apparently a size 10 is a tent on her!! A SIZE FREAKIN 10!! why couldn't she just say you buy clothes in a really big size


anyways, i decided to rant today about the stupid things i have to read/hear about those who... think they are greater than us lowly size 10's/don't know what this country is based on or know what concert is appropriate for little children/oh man, jon still sounds and looks like a big fat idiot...i don't know what to say about him. discuss amongst yourselves. maybe i sound like a big fat idiot...

ps. i still love heidi, her baby girl is going to be gorgeous...i HATE HER!!