what's Khloe got to do with it?

so here are some of my feelings about really important life altering STUFF INTERNET PEOPLE, so listen up! the way i watch award shows is, i tivo them and then watch them on fast forward and don't listen to a dang thing. i can see who won and who didn't. i also don't have the patience to watch the long drawn out red carpet interviews and crap either so, i tivo the fashion police and check out who wore what on that show. there has become a problem though...AND THAT PROBLEMS NAME IS KHLOE (NO ONE GIVES A CRAP) KARDASHIAN!
i had absolutely no idea that this woman knows EVERYTHING ABOUT FASHION. (but, neither does anyone else on that show but still...KHLOE?) so i am going to give you MY RUNDOWN of what i thought of the golden globes/SAG's outfits. aren't you so excited to hear about Marci's opinion?!

this is January Jones. the FP (fashion police) hated the outfit and the headband. i loved it. the FP are stupid.

this is Kate Hudson. the FP thought she looked great. for once they got it right. i would totally rock that outfit, if i had her body. by the by, i have been told that i look like her from my neighbors...my husband laughed out loud and then turned to me and said "i don't see the resemblance". note to husbands: if your wife is told she looks like a gorgeous movie star AGREE WITH THEM (then maybe you"ll "get some" later on)!

this is Kyra Sedgewick(sp?). i think she looks very pretty. the FP were not so impressed. they are stupid.

this is Nicole Kidman. Nicole i can totally see your NIPPLE and your face looks like PLASTIC. i don't' know what the FP think about her.

this is Tina Fey. i love Tina Fey. the FP hated this whole outfit. i thought she looked like Mary Frickin' Poppins.

this is Anna Paquin. She scares me. alot.

this is Justin Timberlake. normally i think he looks great. what is with the denim shirt? DENIM...REALLY?? FP didn't like it either.

this is Mariah Carey. she brought both her golden globes to the golden globes. she scares me too.

this is Sandra Bullock. i think she is so very pretty and funny too.

this is Vera Farmiga(sp?). i loved her hair. the FP hated it. they are stupid.

again this is only my opinion but, i felt like i just had to get it out there into the world. next up will be Grammy's (hello crazy lady gaga) and the Oscar's(the only show i watch because i sit around with all of my friends and eat sticks of butter dipped in chocolate dipped in sugar and sprinkled with M&M's). PEACE OUT!