brad pitt, heidi klum, jon gosselin...oh my

my stupid camera is still NOT WORKING!!! so i am here to tell you about some stories that make me go. why oh why do these people have to speak. they really should pay someone to listen to them before they tell the world what they want to say. that way their hired help (since i think they have more money than they know what to do with) could say to them, "YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT, DO NOT SAY THAT".

first story: i will admit that i loved the show jon and kate plus eight. it was so fun to watch back before they turned into money sucking vampires. which they claim is "for their children"?? mmm hmmm, keep telling yourselves that. sadly this year with them doing whatever they are doing this season it has lost its cute quality. here is where jon sounded like and idiot. he has gotten both his ears pierced now and was saying in the interview chair "people think i am going through a midlife crisis. i am not. i have always had my ears pierced i just put my earings back in. i am just going back to being who i used to be. i am not going through a midlife crisis" Jon, i think reverting back to childlike behavior is one of the definitions of a midlife crisis, you big, fat, whiny baby!! ps you sound like a bigger idiot whining about "not going through a midlife crisis" because you are doing it in front of the whole world...we can all see it dummy!



Brad Pitt took his two oldest kids to a Green Day concert. do you know how old his oldest are?? 8 and 5!!! what kind of an idiot father is he??? Green Day, really??? for an 8 and 5 year old, really??? the only person i can fathom taking my 8 and 6 year old to see is Jack Johnson. and walter told me he heard that he wants to legalize marijuana (honestly i don't care about that one) and make it so that there is no religion. i don't understand that last one since this country was built on religious freedom!!! so Brad Pitt you are a big, fat idiot!!



Heidi Klum...i love you and i HATE you!! in an interview they asked her this question (oh yes, let me remind you she is preggo with her 4th child). what was your wardrobe while filming Project Runway? her answer, " my stylist tries to find things that are not maternity clothes, so i've been wearing alot from The Row, by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. I love their clothes. Marc Jacobs, too. You just buy things in a size 10-when you're doing a show on fashion, you still have to bring it on." i didn't realize she was a walking popsicle stick because apparently a size 10 is a tent on her!! A SIZE FREAKIN 10!! why couldn't she just say you buy clothes in a really big size


anyways, i decided to rant today about the stupid things i have to read/hear about those who... think they are greater than us lowly size 10's/don't know what this country is based on or know what concert is appropriate for little children/oh man, jon still sounds and looks like a big fat idiot...i don't know what to say about him. discuss amongst yourselves. maybe i sound like a big fat idiot...

ps. i still love heidi, her baby girl is going to be gorgeous...i HATE HER!!