I done something bad

Computer down, we have a computer down. It is at the computer hospital aka my brothers house. Til then ta ta.

I, ME, MYSELF DID IT

after two days of dress rehearsal and dance recital. doing makeup, hair and costume. driving back and forth to kingsbury hall. we walk in the house last night and i turn to kylee and say, "WE DID IT!"

kylee: YOU did it. nope, I did it

me: i am sorry but who did your hair? your makeup? got your costume all together? drove you there on time?

kylee: oh. i guess you kinda did it too.

me: girrrrl, i am gonna smack you over the head with a coca cola bottle. (i didn't really do that, it was a flippin joke. i don't even have coca cola bottles. walter only lets me get the mexican real sugar ones in a bottle if i have been a good girl.)

also, my 3 year old stole the show. you can tell anyone from that performance last night, "you know that pigeon who was doing her own dance and shaking it? she was mine!" and they would say, "she was the best part of the show". my mom is now buying the dvd just for that performance of hers. poor kylee did well too but the music started skipping and it threw all the girls off. i don't know who to be mad at for that one.

DANCE RECITAL TONIGHT

10 years

i now have a child who is in the double digits. Brenton is 10 today. i present you with a list of 10 things i love about him.

1. he looks like my father

2. he truly believes he can become a superhero

3. he is the OLDEST CHILD, just like me. i know what that can be like.

4. he talks REALLY REALLY fast. and even faster when he is anxious.

5. he is so good at taking care of his 3 year old sister. he lets her play with him and his friends outside.

6. he uses the word COMFTY

7. he is awesome at being best friends with his younger cousin Brady.

8. he still lets me hug him and kiss him

9. he has anxiety issues...JUST LIKE ME! i know exactly how he feels and am able to help him.

10. he is my ONLY boy, and i wouldn't change a thing about him.

did she just sing that?

this is why i keep coming back. for these comedic moments right here. the ones that aren't meant to be funny but, sweet mother of love, that is some funny junk. REALLY?! did she just say WENCH? as in a barmaid. IT IS WRETCH YOU RETARD. no offense to those who are truly mentally handicapped. this woman has no excuse. NADA.

also, we had a marvelous time in St. George. as soon as my husband sends me the pictures he took on his phone (cause i was so on top of it with remembering the camera and all) i will post them. in the meantime i am sitting my son down to watch 127 hours. i will tell you why when i get the photos.

leaving

we are going to ST. GEORGE

must start packing.

we will be playing with my sister and her family.

they can't WAIT for US to get there tonight.

and by THEY i mean BRADY and by US i mean BRENTON.

CHEERIO!

kylee and i decided

this was the best part of the TONYS!

does this say WHITE TRASH

we have no hot water handle for the shower, so what do we do?

we find a metal thingy that will fit into the screw so that we can turn on the hot water. now that is CLASSY!

it just creeped me out a little

this is what was holding up the bed...
the dresser looked like junk...
it was good enough to sleep in for a night but still, it was one of those rooms that made you think, " i could be killed in here tonight." i bet taking a black light to the room would have sent me into a complete and total melt down. some things are better left unknown for me.

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1 comment does not count for a new post. Thank you Nicole and Brady. Lisa, I believe in your creativity. As for the rest of you...give me something to work for. Don't you want to see the pictures of our scary hotel room when we stopped in st. George? I am still on strike until I can feel some creative love. Nicole and Brady I will bake you something for answering. What would you like?

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you guys ain't gettin' nothin' from me until i get some entertaining comments from you. so there.

the only problem is

i REALLY REALLY don't like people. especially if they are in my no fly zone. my no fly zone is a circle i can draw with my arms. if i don't know you and you come into this zone, i go into a trance where red lasers start shooting through my eyes.

waiting for the fireworks show, people started piling on top of us.
really, these people have no sense of what PERSONAL SPACE MEANS.
luckily i bought them edible sugar to make the invasion of PERSONAL SPACE a little easier to deal with.as for me...THE LASERS WERE STARTING TO FORM!

leave me a comment as to what you think is going through my mind at this moment

two reasons

why you should be watching parks and rec.

baseball season

my family and i have discovered the JOY of NETFLIX. netflix on the wii. netflix on the ipad. netflix on the wii with our big sorta brand new TV (our neighbor didn't want to move it so she gave it to us). screw blockbuster, this is soooo much easier. loving it.

brenton's baseball season has officially ended and i took pictures of his last game. i have to say that this has been the MOST MISERABLE SEASON for baseball. too much snow, too much rain, too much bitter cold wind. i could go on and on about how much i hate it here but, you guys have already heard it. remember...I HATE IT HERE IN UTAH! the ONLY saving grace it has is the fact that i have family here and my kids are super close to their cousins. that is truly the only thing that worries me WHEN i leave. the separation of my kids with nicole's kids. they are so tight you would think they were brothers and sisters. love them.

molly's gonna LOVE this one

all "it" is trying to say is, "IT'S NOT ALPHABETIZED CORRECTLY". and then i love how the guy FINALLY realizes what is happening and takes off. my favorite ghost video