for those of you out there who don't own a dog and think that your farts are really smelly. go out and buy a dog. they will make you feel so much better about yourself and your stinky farts. i don't know if it has to do with the size of the dog (around 50 pounds), the type of dog (labradoodle), or what it is she eats (Costco dog food) but, MAN DO HER FARTS STINK! i mean she honestly does produce ATOMIC FART BOMBS. and the thing about dog farts is this. they are totally silent. they are totally deadly. i would spray her butt with an air freshener if i could, or hey maybe i could hang one of those car fresheners from her tail?! i think she would totally go for that. what do ya think Roxy? do you want an air freshener hanging from your butt? ...and she just let another one loose right by me. sweet mother, what is that dog consuming in our back yard??
Congregatin'
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This morning, I got up and fed the cows and then
I mowed our lawn, blew the leaves, trimmed the bushes,
and winterized a few garden beds.
I really got...
1 day ago
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ok that is hilarious!
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