how did we get from here to there

a conversation between a 32 year old woman and a 34 year old man...starting with the 34 year old man...



"so i heard that you wanted to go see Zombieland with molly instead of me"



(he of course "heard" this on facebook where i told molly that i would go see the movie with her because the husband didn't seem interested in it. seriously, when i told him i wanted to see that movie he went "eh".)



"you didn't sound interested when i asked you so, yes, i told molly i would go see it with her"



"well i want to see it, just because i didn't sound all excited about it doesn't mean i don't want to see it."



"but when i mentioned it to you, you really didn't seem excited. so, i told molly i would go with her."



"well just so you know, you don't always have the perfect reaction either. i don't really care for zombie movies but, i like woody harrelson."



"i can't believe you are calling me about this."



"i am not. i am also calling to make sure we don't need a babysitter tonight."



"you are such a girl. stop acting like a girl."



"you realize that you are being hypocritical. you always get mad at me when i say that to brenton. did you take your such and such med today?"



"that's because he is only 8 years old!! and you do realize that it takes a few weeks for the such and such med to kick in right?"



"yes, but you also say that it is demeaning to women. do you see my point?"



"yes, i am a woman who is demeaning to women. will you stop being such a girl??"