all i can say is...it never came out of my mouth

on Sunday i was bored so i played the wii with Brenton. OK, i wasn't bored. i like playing mario brothers. i sometimes do it ALL BY MYSELF! anyways, back to Sunday afternoon, Brenton and i were playing a game of mario brothers together. so we are playing along...do dodo do, then all of the sudden Brenton gets attacked by a bad guy and he yells..."BASTARD!" at the TV. (oh dear, i am still laughing about it. WHAT KIND OF A MOTHER AM I?). i am a mother who laughs at her son yelling BASTARD at mario brothers. on the other hand his father overheard him and was there to let him know that "we do not use that kind of language. Bastard is not an appropriate word to use." and then. THEN. he looks sternly at me, to which i reply, "HE HAS NEVER HEARD THAT WORD OUT OF MY MOUTH, I SWEAR, REALLY!" and i am being honest, i never ever use that word. i will take blame for other words but, that one i won't. so, we continue playing along and i kid you not, five minutes later Brenton yells at the TV..."BASTARD!". i then lose control and start laughing and saying to Brenton, "Buddy you have got to ease up on the Bastard yelling...you are going to give your father a heart attack." the only question i have left lingering in my mind is this...why is it that the first time he has ever yelled this word at the TV, was right after going to church? hmmmmm. for those of you who think i am blaming church for my childs potty mouth and are now offended, i am not. i just find it hysterically ironic is all. i blame myself for my childs potty mouth (except for Bastard).