why i don't watch the NEWS

within 5 minutes this is what i heard about...

1. there is a serial killer that strikes on February 9 in the Taylorsville area so there are extra police out tonight patrolling

2. another radioactive waste plant is trying to open up in Utah near Tooele

3. a car ran into a restaurant

...and how was your night tonight? COMPLETELY RUINED BY THE NEWS!

PS. watching 3 episodes of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER in a row, right before going to sleep, will only lead to kooky, eeky dreamland!